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We promise great customer service… but don’t push your luck.

Customer satisfaction is our top priority… after coffee, sarcasm, and naps.

No returns or exchanges—because life’s unfair. But if something goes wrong, we’ve got your back.

Your happiness matters… mostly because compliments are free therapy.

We don’t do refunds. We do sass, though, in generous portions.

We care enough to make it right, but not enough to sugarcoat it.

We’ll answer your questions… eventually. Just kidding, probably immediately.

If you’re not laughing, rolling your eyes, or shaking your head in disbelief—we haven’t done our job.