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Fucktose Intolerant T-Shirt, Personalized

Sale price$30.00 Regular price$50.00

Lactose? Whatever. FUCKTOSE? Absolutely not 💅🔥. This “FUCKTOSE INTOLERANT” T-shirt is for the sarcasm connoisseur who’s got no tolerance for BS, fake positivity, or forced small talk. Add a custom name for that extra shot of personal sass. Perfect for bold personalities, chaotic coworkers, or anyone thriving on brutal honesty.

When you add an item to your cart, you’ll see the cart immediately. At the bottom, there’s an “Add Order Note” section—type your personalized name there. Don’t mess it up; I’ll print exactly what you write :)

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton
- Soft medium fabric for year-round comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

‼️Package arrival dates are not guaranteed.‼️

❌🎁 We are unable to provide gift messages. Apologies for any inconvenience  ❌🎁

📦Once the item is shipped, it’s in the hands of the carrier, and I’m just as eager as you for it to arrive on time. Shipping delays are beyond my control, so please don’t ask for a refund, as it’s not my fault.📦

💔If your item arrives damaged, please send me a PICTURE, and I’ll ship you a new one right away.💔

👤 Would you like it personalized? If so, please let me know :) 👤

🌟!!!MADE TO ORDER: Ships in 3 - 5 Business Days!!!🌟

🇺🇸🇭🇹Sourced from Haiti, designed in the USA, shipped domestically.🇺🇸🇭🇹

!!! When you add an item to your cart, you’ll see the cart immediately. At the bottom, there’s an “Add Order Note” section—type your personalized name there. Don’t mess it up; I’ll print exactly what you write :) !!!

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