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Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Mug

Sale price$27.00 Regular price$45.00

Celebrate a milestone with unapologetic humor using this “Happy Birthday Fucking Fossil” mug. Perfect for coffee, tea, or cocoa, this 11oz orange-handled cup makes the ultimate rude gag gift for friends, coworkers, or family with a dark sense of humor. NSFW, sarcastic, and offensive in the best way—this mug is sure to stand out at any birthday party.

- 11oz (0.33 l) Durable ceramic
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle

🌟 SHIPS FAST! 🌟

💔 If it shows up broken, send us a pic. I’ll send a new one—no crime scene investigation needed.

🎁 📝 Want a gift note? Sure. I’ll scribble your sweet message on cute paper like it’s 2003.

📦 Once it ships, it’s all on the carrier. I don’t control their life choices. No refunds for delays. However, I’m here to assist in any way I can.