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I’m Sorry Your December Birthday Is Overshadowed by an Old Man with a Massive Sack Mug, Personalized

Sale price$20.00 Regular price$32.00

A hilarious 15oz mug for anyone born in December who is tired of their birthday getting buried under Santa and holiday chaos. Great for friends, coworkers, family, or anyone who deserves a laugh about being overshadowed by a man with a massive sack. Perfect for Christmas parties, office humor, white elephant exchanges, or December birthday gifts.

- 15oz Durable ceramic
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle

🌟 SHIPS FAST! 🌟

💔 If it shows up broken, send us a pic. I’ll send a new one—no crime scene investigation needed.

🎁 📝 Want a gift note? Sure. I’ll scribble your sweet message on cute paper like it’s 2003.

📦 Once it ships, it’s all on the carrier. I don’t control their life choices. No refunds for delays. However, I’m here to assist in any way I can.