





If You're Old and You Know It Clap Your Tits T-Shirt
If you’re old and you know it... clap your tits! This outrageous t-shirt is made for the bold, the braless, and the proudly aging. Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or just embracing the sag with sass, this one brings the laughs. Perfect for gag gifts, over-the-hill parties, bachelorette weekends, or anyone who owns their age (and gravity).
Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton
- Soft medium fabric for year-round comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
‼️Package arrival dates are not guaranteed.‼️
❌🎁 We are unable to provide gift messages. Apologies for any inconvenience ❌🎁
📦Once the item is shipped, it’s in the hands of the carrier, and I’m just as eager as you for it to arrive on time. Shipping delays are beyond my control, so please don’t ask for a refund, as it’s not my fault.📦
💔If your item arrives damaged, please send me a PICTURE, and I’ll ship you a new one right away.💔
👤 Would you like it personalized? If so, please let me know :) 👤
🌟!!!MADE TO ORDER: Ships in 3 - 5 Business Days!!!🌟
🇺🇸 🇩🇴Sourced from Dominican Republic, designed in the USA, shipped domestically.🇺🇸🇩🇴
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