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Proud Father Of A Few Dumbass Kids T-Shirt

Sale price$30.00 Regular price$50.00

He’s been through the chaos—and still shows up 😎👕. This “Proud Father Of A Few Dumbass Kids” T-shirt is perfect for the dad who’s earned his gray hairs and sarcastic sense of humor. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, his birthday, or just a random roast-worthy gift, this tee is guaranteed to make him laugh (and maybe shake his head in agreement).

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton
- Soft medium fabric for year-round comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

‼️Package arrival dates are not guaranteed.‼️

❌🎁 We are unable to provide gift messages. Apologies for any inconvenience  ❌🎁

📦Once the item is shipped, it’s in the hands of the carrier, and I’m just as eager as you for it to arrive on time. Shipping delays are beyond my control, so please don’t ask for a refund, as it’s not my fault.📦

💔If your item arrives damaged, please send me a PICTURE, and I’ll ship you a new one right away.💔

👤 Would you like it personalized? If so, please let me know :) 👤

🌟!!!MADE TO ORDER: Ships in 3 - 5 Business Days!!!🌟

🇺🇸🇭🇹Sourced from Haiti, designed in the USA, shipped domestically.🇺🇸🇭🇹

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