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You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Tumbler

Sale price$27.00 Regular price$45.00

Serve up sarcasm this holiday season with the “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit” Christmas tumbler. This 16oz glass is perfect for iced coffee, tea, or cold drinks, bringing a rude but hilarious twist to Santa’s naughty list. A funny Christmas gag gift for coworkers, friends, or family, this festive tumbler makes the perfect choice for Secret Santa exchanges and holiday parties.

- 16 oz
- Frosted glass mug
- Bamboo lid
- Print on both sides
- The colors on the tumbler may slightly vary

🌟 SHIPS FAST! In 1–2 biz days.

💔 If it shows up broken, send me a pic. I’ll send a new one—no crime scene investigation needed.

🎁 📝 Want a gift note? Sure. I’ll scribble your sweet message on cute paper like it’s 2003.

📦 Once it ships, it’s all on the carrier. I don’t control their life choices. No refunds for delays. However, I’m here to assist in any way I can.